Hello, all

This is where callmejude will be keeping all of her writings, most of which will be fanfiction. Due to the fact that I always forget to mark each story individually, let me say now:



ANY AND ALL CHARACTERS OR SETTINGS I USE DO NOT BELONG TO ME UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED.


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Title: Graphs, Tropes and Other Things that are Never Wrong
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: PG
Warnings: Flirting disguised as nerdiness? XD
Summary: Written for the prompt "Sheldon discovers Spock/Kirk slash fan fiction on the internet and equates it to his and Leonard's own relationship." in the Big Bang Theory kink meme. Wherein Sheldon makes a discovery worth sharing with Leonard.
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Silence and Screaming

Title: Silence and Screaming
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: R
Warnings: Rape and lots of angst.
Summary: Written for the prompt "Sheldon has been brutally raped.... Leonard deals with the aftermath." Wherein Sheldon receives Leonard's help in coping with the unthinkable.
A/N: I know this prompt was already filled by clumsyghost, but by then I was already halfway through writing this thing, and I had to finish, due to the fact that it tormented me. Oo;
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Weird Kid [collection of drabbles]

Title: Weird Kid
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: PG
Warnings: Drabbles. Fluff, angsty bits, au-kidfc, etc.
Summary: CHALLENGE: Pick a novel (or book), preferably one of more than 100 pages in length, and take the first (full) sentence off of the top of page; 10, 20, 30, 40 & ect. Until you have ten (or thereabouts) quotes. Take said ten (or so) quotes and write drabbles based on them. You can use the whole quote, or just a section, even a word – all that matters is that you stay faithful to the first sentence part of the challenge.
A/N: I wrote these to help me cope with the other fic I'm currently writing. XD I like doing it with kid books. It feels comfortingly perverse. Or something. Anyway, I used Loser, by Jerry Spinelli – I did this same one for the House fandom, which is why I did it for Big Bang (easy accessibility). I am not making that mistake again. XD If I do this challenge for this fandom again, I’m using Star Trek novels or something, because wow. This was TOUGH. Anyway. Without further ado...
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Meme Fills: Human & Boyfriend

Title: Human
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: PG
Warnings: ...um, is it a warning to NOT have sex in a slashfic? Oh, and it's short.
Summary: Written for the prompt "Leonard watches Sheldon sing/play an instrument (or both)
and contemplates Sheldon as a person, inside and out. Smut-free prompt (unless you want to MAKE it smutty)" Wherein Leonard catches sight of what Sheldon tries so hard to hide.
A/N: I listened to Moonlight Sonata the entire time I wrote this. I suggest doing the same while reading it if you can, 'cause I'm a Beethoven spazz. XD
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Title: Boyfriend
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: R
Warnings: asexual relationship
Summary: Written for the prompt "Sheldon/author's choice; an asexual relationship. Not a "I'll cure you of your asexuality with mah boobs" or learning to overcome it, but a relationship with no sex (or limited to mutual masturbation as it's canon that Sheldon beats off) and being perfectly fine with this." Wherein Sheldon proves he's human, and Leonard is thankful.
A/N: I tried REALLY REALLY HARD to keep true to Sheldon's asexuality and did a lot of research on the subject. If anyone has first- or second-hand expertise on the subject and have any nitpicks, PLEASE tell me!
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Logic vs. Reaction

Title: Logic vs. Reaction
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: G
Warnings: written on sleeplessness in about twenty minutes?
Summary: Wherein the news tells a local story and Leonard assumes the worst when Sheldon's not home.
A/N: I so lied about the studying for finals thing. God, I need sleep.
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Protective

Title: Protective
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: PG
Warnings: unbeta'd, written in fifteen minutes
Summary: Written for the prompt "Sheldon/Leonard: I want Sheldon being protective of Leonard. I just rewatched The Middle Earth Paradigm and I want to see his lack of fighting skills disproven. Or maybe not disproven...don't make him a kung fu expert or anything. I just want to see him fight for Leonard's...IDK, honor? lol." at The Big Bang Theory Kink Meme. Wherein Leonard almost gets his ass kicked, but Sheldon saves the day. Much to everyone's surprise.
A/N: Unfortunately, I was happy with this story before I got to any actual smuttiness, but whatever. I think it was the prospect of fighting for Leonard's 'IDK, honour' that made me want to do this so badly. Well, that, and I'd thought of this idea before, as well. :x
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Mended, Part II

Title: Mended
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: a little angst, a little fluff
Summary: Written for the prompt "Sheldon breaks a bone. Leonard has to deal with the situation." at National Physics Day Sheldon/Leonard fic exchange. Wherein...well, there is bone-breakage, and Leonard care. XD
A/N: I do not know how this got to be over 11,700 words. I really don't. I sat down ready to write maybe a 1,000 word fic, but then my ideas just wouldn't stop a-rollin'. So much so that it had to be cut into two parts, so it's relatively annoying. XD
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Mended, Part I

Title: Mended
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: a little angst, a little fluff
Summary: Written for the prompt "Sheldon breaks a bone. Leonard has to deal with the situation." at National Physics Day Sheldon/Leonard fic exchange. Wherein...well, there is bone-breakage, and Leonard care. XD
A/N: I do not know how this got to be over 11,700 words. I really don't. I sat down ready to write maybe a 1,000 word fic, but then my ideas just wouldn't stop a-rollin'. So much so that it had to be cut into two parts, so it's relatively annoying. XD
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The Azure Arousal Experiment

Title: The Azure Arousal Experiment
Pairing: Sheldon/Leonard
Rating: R
Warnings: Aherm...blue hair and sex? (Yes, they're connected!)
Summary: Written for the prompt "Somehow/for some reason Sheldon dyes his hair bright blue & it turns Leonard on :)" at The Big Bang Kink meme. Wherein Sheldon accidentally gets his hair dyed and Leonard can't complain.
A/N: I couldn't help myself. I apparently have a residual hair-kink from when I left the House fandom. :x
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